I’m having to balance all this work/health stuff right now and it’s complicated and it makes me so frustrated and angry and “I wish I could go back to college” keeps playing in my head

Can your nose feel the effects of novacaine? Because I can’t feel part of my nose.

Also my eyelid doesn’t want to close the whole way

The thing that I don’t like about dentists is not being shamed for not flossing regularly, frightened by disgusting pictures of periodontal disease, or even the shots or drills or the dang thingabobs they put in your mouth to keep it open. 

It’s the way the my face feels while the anesthetic is still working. All puffy and swollen.  Plus you think it’s all in your head and it can’t be that bad and then you look in the mirror and it’s like “Oh. My lips ARE attempting to fall off my face. Well then.”

The thing that I don’t like about dentists is not being shamed for not flossing regularly, frightened by disgusting pictures of periodontal disease, or even the shots or drills or the dang thingabobs they put in your mouth to keep it open.

It’s the way the my face feels while the anesthetic is still working. All puffy and swollen. Plus you think it’s all in your head and it can’t be that bad and then you look in the mirror and it’s like “Oh. My lips ARE attempting to fall off my face. Well then.”

gerrybaboona:

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PHOTOSET IN THE WORLD

(via tooquirkytolose)

I’m not sure if this qualifies as one of those “Ah, dash, you got me!” moments

but it sure feels like it.

I’m not sure if this qualifies as one of those “Ah, dash, you got me!” moments

but it sure feels like it.

What’s all this about six selfies?
That’s for amateurs if you ask me.

What’s all this about six selfies?

That’s for amateurs if you ask me.

henwens:

moral of oitnb: don’t recommend the fault in our stars to people who actually have cancer because they will hit you with a van 

My best friend’s mom recently died of cancer and she was so strong and amazing through all of it and then one day I went onto Facebook and her status said

"Seriously, one more person ask me to go see The Fault In Our Stars right now, see how I respond"

I love that girl.

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spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

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Look at this very attractive man handing out chocolate in my painting class. Is this heaven? Have I gone to a place where attractive boys with ponytails give me chocolate?