• Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'

  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

airedmania:

Yesssss

Yea, don’t let Ubisoft forget how they fckd up

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wilwheaton:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

alisonshendrixs:

men’s rights activists

Sums up the way they think in a nutshell

MRAs are such a fucking goddamn embarrassment and I really wish they’d just go away forever.

mypocketshurt90:

sologatos:

44389

onlycatgifs:

src

Did Business Cat get some interns?

pr1nceshawn:

Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

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radicalteen:

I DIDN’T KNOW HAPPINESS BEFORE THIS VIDEO

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thenimbus:

sorenio:

addytionally:

PRECIOUS BABY

THOSE NYAS OMG SEND HELP

So cute it should be illegal

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drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

The only time I have ever allowed myself to say the word bitch in front of my mother was when I told her about this post <3

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

image

im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

The only time I have ever allowed myself to say the word bitch in front of my mother was when I told her about this post <3

(via castheangelofthursday)