edwardspoonhands:

risarodil:

I can’t stop laughing while watching this (I’m sorry)

Fast work, Risa! I am a very optimistic gamer!

edwardspoonhands:

risarodil:

I can’t stop laughing while watching this (I’m sorry)

Fast work, Risa! I am a very optimistic gamer!

jessiawesome:

poldberg:

While there is a lot of appropriate rage about Ferguson right now, the killing of John Crawford, III is getting less attention than it deserves. I put Shaun King’s tweets and history lesson on the matter in chronological order for easier consumption.

Links:

Autopsy and video show John Crawford shot from behind in Wal-Mart

Witness in murder of John Crawford changes story

You really should be following Shaun King on Twitter.

It’s not fair.

amongtombstones:

See Liam Neeson in A Walk Among the Tombstones. In Theaters Now. Get Tickets

Wait… this isn’t a gif from Taken?

amongtombstones:

See Liam Neeson in A Walk Among the Tombstones. In Theaters Now. Get Tickets

Wait… this isn’t a gif from Taken?

atcurrent:

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you

I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS

i went cause heros and boss music 

I went for the Vin Diesel as a Tree and two lady assassins one of whom was bald Amy Pond

(via castheangelofthursday)

I’m afraid to go to sleep because I’ve done recruiting at career fairs three days in a row and there’s an 80% chance all my dreams will be continuing to explain why we don’t do internships and saying that we’d be glad to take their resume.

I fell asleep in the car, so it already happened once. It happened again when I dozed off after taking my meds but instead of explaining the position we were hiring for I was explaining how to be a pirate according to the plot of the first three Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

These kinds of dreams make me wake up feeling MORE TIRED.

blackalleykat:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg

(via oldmanstephanie)

Goodnight little baby, I love you so much and I want to expose you to music that has meant a lot to me and really changed my life as early as possible, that’s why I got these Twinkle Twinkle Little Rock Star CDs so we could listen to them together and you could enjoy my favorite bands while you’re still really young.

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.

Seriously?

I mean, I get the concept: you are a grown up and you are looking for music that your child will listen to that you will also enjoy listening to over and over again. I also appreciate the talent someone had to have to transpose these songs into lullabies, both tempo-wise and instrumentally. And whoever is doing this is PROLIFIC. 

But the some of the songs that are included give me PAUSE.