khaleesi-stars:

hellazan:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

YEEA AND SHE IS ONLY EXACTLY 5 FT TALL, GUYS THE WARPED WALL IS 15 FT TALL!!!!!

my hero

<3 <3 <3 <3

(via natalie-portwoman)

princeowl:

psa i call everyone ‘man’ ‘bro’ ‘bruh’ and stuff like that because im an 80s surfer dude from california at heart 

BUT if you’d rather me not call you those things OR if i call you those things and you’re uncomfortable with it please tell me and i promise i won’t call you that and i’ll apologize if i’ve already called you it 

80s surfer dude lingo is rad but not when it hurts other people 

(via flatbear)

octoberyet:

Detroit’s annual “Theatre Bizarre” Halloween festival

This looks like a video game that I would really want to play

(via bonny-notion)

nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

(via natalie-portwoman)

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift


I am so there for big ol dudes being subject to the whims of tiny children.

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

I am so there for big ol dudes being subject to the whims of tiny children.

(via tin-pan-ali)

So Much A Problem

I’m ranting about how Ant Man is the last superhero I want to have a movie.

Why, my sister asks.

Aside from not being particularly interesting, I reply, the character Hank Pym is a self-centered egotistical her with in my opinion no redeeming quality.

Plus, adds my husband, he’s abusive to his wife. He shrinks her and sics his ants on her.

Wow says my sister. What did she do to him to make him do that?


This is the problem with our culture. Even a fictional woman is assumed to have done something to provoke spousal abuse.

Holy crap this happened yesterday and it still makes me so angry.

I’m having to balance all this work/health stuff right now and it’s complicated and it makes me so frustrated and angry and “I wish I could go back to college” keeps playing in my head

Can your nose feel the effects of novacaine? Because I can’t feel part of my nose.

Also my eyelid doesn’t want to close the whole way

The thing that I don&#8217;t like about dentists is not being shamed for not flossing regularly, frightened by disgusting pictures of periodontal disease, or even the shots or drills or the dang thingabobs they put in your mouth to keep it open. 

It&#8217;s the way the my face feels while the anesthetic is still working. All puffy and swollen.  Plus you think it&#8217;s all in your head and it can&#8217;t be that bad and then you look in the mirror and it&#8217;s like &#8220;Oh. My lips ARE attempting to fall off my face. Well then.&#8221;

The thing that I don’t like about dentists is not being shamed for not flossing regularly, frightened by disgusting pictures of periodontal disease, or even the shots or drills or the dang thingabobs they put in your mouth to keep it open.

It’s the way the my face feels while the anesthetic is still working. All puffy and swollen. Plus you think it’s all in your head and it can’t be that bad and then you look in the mirror and it’s like “Oh. My lips ARE attempting to fall off my face. Well then.”