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I have failed at Paleo. It makes me very sick. I probably will consult a doctor before attempting such a severe diet change again.

On the plus side, DONUTS.

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Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place…

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I am sick and I don’t know if it’s the diet or a continuance of a stupid thing last week but I’m not happy and I just want to sleep but I’m having cramps and nausea and headaches and dizziness and god all I want is a sleeve of saltines and a seven up and someone to listen to me whine

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I had a dream last night that started off pretty scary, with a strange man trying to get into my car and the lock functions not working, and then the guy trying to kidnap my dog Charley.

However, by the end of the dream, it had devolved into this Team-Rocket-esque situation of him and his buddy trying to steal Charley so they can enter her in a dog show or something and me being like “YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY STONER COLLEGE STUDENTS, I AM GOING TO CALL YOUR PARENTS.”

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Day 2 is off to a good start - my work buddy Kimmie brought muffins in for the team but remembered to bring me strawberries and raspberries!

I mean I had a huge breakfast and don’t really need them, but so sweet!

Also, I like coconut milk. Is delicious.

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People at work are trying to convince me to go into this with a little more deliberation, like instead of 30 days of Paleo, 1 day of Paleo and the one off and then two Paleo and one off and three on and one off and five on and one off and just fibonacci sequence myself into it.

That SOUNDS really tempting because I MISS CHEESE AND BREAD.

But also I really would like to stick to this.

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Ok, Day 1 is not going so badly. I was too busy to think about snacks during the morning(despite the fact that there are shelves of free tasty junk food mere yards away from me) 

At lunch I bought a bag of romaine lettuce and some shredded chicken and a bottle of olive oil vinagrette and some garlic-stuffed olives and that wasn’t too shabby. Plus, an orange! So tasty.

I’ll have to do real grocery shopping tonight. That’ll be hard. I have been thinking wistfully of goat cheese and french bread…